I went to the supermarket the other day to buy some Mozzarella cheese. I wanted the real kind, buffalo Mozzarella in bag – in liquid.
I could not find any so I asked one of the staff if they had any at all.
She started checking, very thoroughly, she read all the labels on the Cheddar cheeses, the Gouda, the Camembert (!!!) and then finally I said:
“Ok, never mind”
She kept saying:
“Just a moment please”