Am I seeing a trend?

I found this lovely coffee shop the other day. “Hundred Children” it is called.

Here you can get coffe (all kinds), tea (a wide variety), cakes (an even wider variety) and furniture.

Yes you heard me, furniture. Genuine Chinese furniture – how genuine that can be. They do call it “inspired Chinese” furniture though, I should say.

But what’s interesting is that you go in to dring some teaand you might leave with a bookshelf or a Buddha figure made out of “old wood”.

So is this a coffee shop or a furniture shop?

Does a shop need to be labeled?

Am I just slow since I have not seen this before?

The other day I accidentally walked into a furniture shop looking for coffee, but the ONLY sold furniture. So something is up, either with me or with the world around me.

On writing

- Write

- About what?

- Just write. About anything.

- Anything? Impossible.

- Anything that you are passionate about.

- Passionate?

- Yeah, passionate. You know, something that you love. Love doing, love watching, love thinking about.

- That’s weird. If I love something then I want to do that particular thing – not write about it. That is lame.

Think about it.

What does a painter paint? Anything that he is passionate about? I don’t think so, then he would be painting a guy that is standing there painting.

He is passionate about painting so he paints. But he paints something.

- Is it easier you say, to paint – anything – than to just write, anything?

- Well you do need some inspiration…

What are You really really passionate about?

I finally figured it out

I love Bangkok, I really do. But I have had this nagging feeling inside and I have not been able to pin-point what it is.The other day it came to me.You very rarely just wander about.If you want to go out to eat, you need to decide at home where you are going to eat, you cannot do that on the streeet. Because usually the restaurants are not located anywhere near each other. The one you decide to go to may very well be located at the end of a very narrow soi, and next to it – nothing.If you want to go for a coffee you say to yourself “I’m in the mood for some coffee, some soft music a magazine or a book in a nice environment”. Then you get out, get in a cab usually, ask the driver to take you to a Starbucks or Au Bon Pain you get out, get into the coffee shop and you just hope that the feeling has not gone away OR that when you get there you just realize that you really just wanted to get out of the house.But now you are at a coffee shop, and there is nothing next to it. So why not sit down for a while.This problem will not occur, if you decide to go to one of the super big malls that are in Bangkok, like little towns they are offering pretty much everything that you would need during 24 hours of a day. Or a week or a month.So you can’t wander around Bangkok, but you can wander the narrow little isles of a supermall.

How can we possibly shine a little bit more?

There is something about the people in Thailand that I find a bit peculiar. The question I ask myself though is, if it is about the people in Thailand or if it is about the general culture in a country of this, should I say ‘caliber’?

Asia and Thailand in particular, is what I know best so that is what I will focus upon.

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In Thailand you can always in any shop, with any company become a Platinum member or if you are not so good – a Gold member. The Thais seem to love it when they can be a ‘Diamond Customer’ whether that is in a fancy department store, in a bank or as a patient in a private hospital. Whereas a foreigner who is admitted to a hospital usually looks for the best treatment at the best price, the Thai patient looks for the most expensive alternative, which is usually to stay in the hospitals ‘Platinum Ward’. Preferrably for a couple more days than what is really needed.

I am a customer with AIS, one of the choices for mobile phone communication in Thailand, the other one is DTAC and that means Telenor wich in turns means Norway – Scandinavia, Europe & The Western World. If you use your phone over a certain limit and then also pay the bills on time you can become a member in ‘The Serenade Club’. If you are lucky, you become a ‘Platinum member’. And this means that you can go into their little shops in the fancy shoppingmalls, sit in white ‘leather’ sofas and drink tea or coffee – that they offer you for free. The coffee is of course ‘3-in-one’ (Coffee, Sugar & Milk) and instant. The staff does not really speak English, but they will offer you a new yearly plan for your mobile. Then when I am in another country, I can not recieve text messages from friends and family that don’t have a Thai mobile number. It simply does not work… I get it. Image is everything, not only here but almost everywhere. It’s just that I feel bad for the Thais sometimes. They are starting from the wrong end it seems. There are so many things to fix in Bangkok, in the rest of the country and they just want to be Platinum at Central Food Hall or at AIS. When you exit the AIS Serenade Club and come out on the street, there is a man standing there with a charcoal grill on the packet holder of his bicycle. He is selling grilled eggs… At DTAC, they have a Norwegian Managing Director, Sigve Brekke, who seems very good and very well liked. He said in is inaugaral speech to all his employees that from that day on it will be no more ties in the office. (That did not land very well with the Thai staff at first…)

 Furthermore, he and many of his staff are wearing jeans at work, which is unheard of here. Tie and a jacket is the rule in a Thai office in general. All part of the image.

IF a Platinum membership would give me a better deal, better treatment automatically and better services along with better functionality then fine – I would like it. But as it is now, the Platinum is just there for a little bit of shine, which they often think they are missing.

 Now the phone system does not work properly, The nurses in the Platinum Ward do not speak English and the coffee I am drinking in the white ‘leather’ sofas does not taste good.

 I am sure that this is not specific for Thailand in any way, I think it is common in any country that to some extent is struggling, may it be with food, money, self-esteem or Nation Image – or all of the above. So we get a little bit of shine, but no functionality really, then what is the point?

Facebook (?)

It says in a Swedish tabloid that Facebook can be like a tattoo you regret.

I think I’d rather regret a tattoo.

Clean or not?

It was Monday today, which meant that our maid came.

She has a bit of a cold which seems to affect her English. She only talks Thai to me when she has a cold. Almost.

Of course she sighs when I don’t understand.

Today I came back from running and she asked if I wanted to have a shower, because if I did she needed to fix something in the bathtub.

She fixed the bathtub and after that I showered. I came out of the shower and she looks at me and says.

“You shower already!? So quick! You clean or not?”

Making love at a brothel?

Since working with a Bangkok guide requires some investigation on restaurants, Spas and shoping complexes I went on a little excursion today.

I wanted to check out a Japanese restaurant that I found the other day by coincidence.

Next to it was a small Massage parlour and since this is in a fairly nice neighbourhood, I decided to go inside.

It did say “Four hand massage” on a sign…

I asked if they had a menu of some kind and they did. Prices were kind of high. While I was looking at the menu, they lady told me that they could do other things as well. Such as Special treatments. I asked her what special treatments meant.

Her response was “Hand-job, blow-job and make love”.

For some reason I did not find the phrase “Make love” suitable for a brothel – which it apparently was.

I left.